Big George

For smiling he never will win any prize And that he is not popular is not any surprise That he may not have good hearing well may be so Since he seems stuck for an answer to anyone who to him says hello Big George has his own claim to local renown As the surliest man on his side of the town He does not have children or a partner or wife In his mid twenties in the prime of his life A giant of a man and one to be feared With long curly black hair and fuzzy black beard He is not the sort to go looking for fight But anyone who has dared to challengs him after looked a sorry sight He works hard and in the pub drinks on his own And as a surly person he is only known.