Congratulations Tony Abbott

Congratulations Tony Abbott on finding your long lost son Though in helping to create him you must have had good fun You did not wear a condom which comes as no surprise Since you believe that birth control is sinful at least in your God's eyes. In your time as Minister for Employment you condemned the job snob It's good to hear that your new found son works in a proper job That he is not on welfare you would find that hard to take You must feel pleased he is successful if for your ego's sake. As Minister for Health on your strong stand on pro life issues every Australian know Now you can tell the Nation look here I told you so Had my ex girl friend had an abortion my son would not be here today And Australia for that would be the poorer to me 'twould seem that way. You try to tell us Mr Abbott that to your higher self you're true But the son you now feel proud of was raised without any help from you And though at the joy of finding your long lost son you well may drink a toast Where were you Mr Abbott when he needed you most? You must feel glad to know that your new found son is not living on welfare That he is seen as successful in the bigger World out there So congratulations Tony Abbott on finding your long lost son Though in helping to create him I bet you had good fun.