Craig Harding

Craig Harding doesn't have an easy life He works hard by day and at night Lindy his wife Is out with her friend Jacqueline playing net ball Whilst he minds the children and stares at the wall. He works his butt off for nine hours a day And at the weekend gives her all of his pay And though I pity the poor bloke he has it tough He ought to know when enough is enough. He once dreamt of a prize fighting career But to him success never did come near When Craig stepped in the ring the punches flew But I've been told that he copped more than he threw. Nine days a forthnight for nine long boring hours Driving tipper truck for Western Travel Towers No wonder there's no big smile on his face And his mind at times seems in a different place. Craig Harding is a man who has no say And his darling Lindy has it her own way She's out with her friend Jacqueline playing netball Whilst he at home sits staring at the wall.