I Am Not Really Up With The Big Stories

I am not really up with the big stories at all Did not know that Rupert Murdoch had married Jerry Hall And that her ex husband Mick Jagger about this is hopping mad But as for Mick and his tantrums this all seems too bad And since i am not known as one of empathy For Sir Michael Jagger i cannot feel any sympathy Jerry Hall only happens for to be his ex wife The man is just jealous he should get a life Seventy five years old Sir Michael behaving like a spoiled brat Of the Marriage of Rupert and Jerry the dummy he spat Of Jerry's new found love he does not feel over the moon He does not like Rupert the octogenarian media tycoon Old Sir Michael the randy one who with the finest of women has been in bed Is not very happy that Jerry to Rupert is wed Some men do not grow wiser they grow older and crankier instead And for Sir Rupert and Jerry Sir Michael does not have any nice thoughts in his head That money speaks every language happens to be true Attractive looking younger women old wealthy celebrities do like to pursue Cannot blame Jerry for falling for Rupert in such a big way Though her ex Mick Jagger is not applauding and shouting hooray Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are now man and wife These two have had many unions will this one be for life? And by all accounts Mick Jagger he is hopping mad One would have thought he would have had more sense than this as he is no longer a lad.