Old Stan In His Late Sixties

He often sleeps in late sometimes until noon And he often sings his way home from the pub by the light of the moon Old Stan in his late sixties a hardy old bloke He likes women and grog and he can laugh at a joke He's never fathered children or never had a wife But he will not die of a miserable life He visits his lover for sex and for tea On friday, saturday and sunday she is sixty three He goes to the pub for a few drinks at night Old Stan the one who would rather make love than fight Well liked and respected by all locally He will not die of worry since he is carefree A character of sorts a likeable man You won't hear one say a bad word about Stan.