Rob

Come to Australia in search of very good job Changed my name from Lob to Rob And though work not easy for to find Aussies to me good and kind. When I go to Centrelink Lady behind the counter at me smile and wink Why she wish to help me she explain You came to my Country by plane Were you a boat refugee You would not get help from me You'd be in detention instead On a diet of tea and bread. You don't have to work we pay And in my Country you can stay Terrorists don't arrive by plane And with us may you long remain. Aussie Government pay me for to go to school, Now I am nobody's fool And now I can be understood And I speak the English good. Thank you Phil Ruddock and wee Johnny Howard And all by you who have been empowered And since I'm not a poor boat refugee Your employees take good care of me. They say Rob's a real good guy He can stay here till he die And because he arrived by air He can now live on welfare. I'm not a poor boat refugee And I am happy and I am free To come and go at my own whim My cup of joy full to the brim. And because I did not come by sea They seem very kind to me And say in Aussie Land you can remain Since you have arrived by plane.