Small Men With Big Egos

Far bigger than they look they act in this way Small men with big egos i see every day They walk with a swagger when out on the street And they never feel out of place where the big egos meet With a few drinks in they are spoiling for a fight At the local pub on a Saturday night They always pick on somebody bigger for to give them their due At least to their well pumped egos they do remain true That they do get themselves in trouble not any surprise Small men with egos too big for their size Some of them leave the pub with bloodied noses and swollen eyes And though everyone grows older some only grow wise To feel not lacking in confidence one of their claims to renown Small men with big egos are in every town Some of them in the pub do not feel physically small Alcohol does not suit their kind at all Though this is not saying anything that is new Of small men with big egos there are quite a few And it is not what you would call an uncommon sight To see them in a brawl on a Saturday night.