The Hypochondriac

Not short of a quid of him one can say But he has a health complaint or two every day A headache a toothache a pain in his back or knee Money happiness does not guarantee Yes money does not guarantee one happiness in life In his early fifties without children or wife Everyday for him a new ache or pain Always for him a reason to complain One sensible with his money who earns a good take home pay And though healthy looking he worries about his health every day His stories of his chronic pains he does love to share Sadly his type nowadays are no longer that rare He is nevershort of an ache or a pain To give him a reason of for to complain.