The Mutual Admiration Club

'Tis not credit where credit is due 'Tis you'll praise me if I praise you At The Mutual Admiration Club it is their way To only nice things of each others say. Of their achievements they feel so proud Criticism in their group is not allowed In their group the truth seems out of place only flattery they do embrace. Them you dare not criticize As they look on the truth as lies Only words of praise seems to suit them fine If 'tis flattery you seek them you should join. Any valid criticism of them they would not believe Themselves they only do deceive If they think that others do not have the right To see them in a dimmer light. To the truth they do give the snub At The Mutual Admiration Club Only lies they do wish to hear For indeed 'tis the truth they do fear.