The Paper Boy

The paper boy no longer shy he cuts a different caper Since he worked for me eight years back delivering the local paper And I've been told by a reliable source that the once shy young laddie Has grown to be a randy buck and has proved himself a daddy. 'Twas Mrs X who told me so and Mrs X know better That he's been sleeping round a bit and he never use 'french letter' And Mrs X so very wise has found the explanation For sharp increase in the past two years in the local population. On paper boy she puts the blame she says he's got children by the dozen And he's been known to even put the hard word on his cousin And that even married women find him sexually attractive And that he's deflowered some lovely girls and he sexually keeps active. But on second thoughts I still believe my paper boy's no baddie As he worked for me as paper boy when he was just a laddie And someone had bad mouthed him to Mrs X and that's how rumour started But paper boy not pervert kind than that more noble hearted.