The Self Centered One

A boastful and arrogant fellow named Rod He does feel that he is superior to God To talk of self one who does never feel shy Quite boring to describe him are words that apply He mostly talks of self and his marvelous children and his beautiful wife And his thriving business and his successful life To anyone prepared to listen to him waffling away To waste with him half of an hour of their day One i often see in the park or the Street I pretend to be in a hurry when him i do meet He does seem quite boring as the word can be At least anyhow that's how he seems to me His five favorite subjects are i, myself and me And his successful business and wonderful family One who talks much of self but then talk it is free He does seem quite boring would you not agree.