You With An Honorary Title

You with an honorary title like Sir or like Dame Don't you feel too conceited with your newly found fame That's something I'd only call someone at the point of a gun With my back to a wall in the glare of the sun. A title the Monarch on you did bestow And doubtless you are a good person with good deeds for to show With your newly acquired title don't get carried away I find sir or dame very hard words to say. You with an honorary title don't you feel too proud Though lovers of class distinction your praises may sing loud Billions of good people do not have titles many of them better than you I can only give credit to where credit is due. Though many with what I say would not agree Royal and Celebrity and Papal watchers seem so boring to me In a World where the gap between the haves and the have nots has grown I wonder have these people lives of their own? You with an honorary title do not feel too much conceit You too like us all sit on the toilet seat I won't call you sir or I won't call you dame As I only call people by their first name.