Young Dennis

Young Dennis is an ordinary bloke Likes the grog and tobacco smoke Ordinary in every way To his detriment some who do know him say Respectable women think him quite rude Since his approach to them is crude Especially with a few too many to drink When he speaks before he does think Of finding love he has not one hope in hell Since his chat up lines do not serve him well Of his sexual encounters he has only stories to tell Of his half hour sexual encounters at the local brothel Pleasure that for lots of money he must part Though his visits to the brothel will never leave him with a lovesick heart Yet a handsome looking bloke of him one can say He would do better with women if he could give the grog away Dennis a randy young bloke Likes his drink and likes his smoke In the prime of his life at twenty five Full of life and sexual drive Yet by nubile females not a sought after young male of the town Since in his chat up lines he leaves himself down Women do find him quite rude As his approach to them is far too crude.