Young Jimmy The Randy

For having sex with other men's wives always some price to pay Handsome Young Jimmy The Randy not looking handsome today With eyes blue and swollen and a broken nose He has got his comeuppance one has to suppose The story of how his face was rearranged he feels too embarrassed to share A present to him from the fists of Big Dave The Bear Who came home early from work and found him in bed with his pretty wife Ann To be living today Jimmy is a lucky man As a local young stud Jimmy's reputation has grown And for seducing other men's wives he has become known Whilst their husbands are working with them he has his way But you cannot win them all in life as they say His hour of passion with Ann did not end for him in a win Those who dabble in danger can often perish therein Once too often the laws of morality he did transgress And his once handsome face now looks in a mess Young Jimmy of late is keeping out of public sight He is not in the pub eyeing married women tonight Like the hunted fox he has gone to ground Since news of his bashing by Big Dave it has got around.