Young Stuart The Plumber

Young Stuart the plumber he is in his twenties And he is quite good at the work he do And at the weekends with his mates he party And he doesn't seem to mind a beer or two. Young Stuart doesn't seem to like it in Victoria Though near Melbourne he first saw light of day He says that he is going back to the Northlands To the wild lands near Darwin far away. He likes the tropics of the Northern Territory Despite his fair skin, blue eyes and blond hair And one might have thought that he'd like the cooler climate But Stuart is one who could live anywhere. Young Stuart the plumber he's your regular Aussie And he is humorous in his quiet sort of way He likes to talk of his northern adventures And one has to laugh at some of the things he say. Young Stuart the plumber would not be in Victoria Except that his road worn car has broken down But as soon as the problem's fixed he will be leaving And driving north from old Wonthaggi Town.