Youth Will Have It's Fling

'Tis true indeed that youth will have it's fling And the gift of youth it is a marvellous thing The ageing bloke in the pub enjoying his beer Whilst his young neighbour makes love to his ageing dear The husband of her infidelities unaware Not that 'twould seem that he would even care For most nights he goes home drunk full of grog And listless by her on the bed sleeps like a log By her impotent husband sexually unsatisfied So with her twenty one year old neighbour she is having it on the side And for that one surely her could not blame As many women in her position would do the same Of the praises of old warriors we may sing But 'tis true indeed that youth will have it's fling.