LA SCERTA (The Choice)

Sta accusì. La padrona cor padrone, Volenno marità la padroncina Je portonno davanti una matina, Pe sceje, du' bravissime perzone. Un de li dua aveva una ventina D'anni, e du' spalle peggio de Sanzone; E l'antro lo diceveno un riccone Ma aveva un po' la testa cennerina. Subbito er giuvinotto de quer paro Se fece avanti a dì: "Sora Lucia, Chi volete de noi? parlate chiaro". "Pe dilla, me piacete voi e lui", Rispose la zitella; "e ppijerìa Er cicio vostro e li quadrini sui". English This is how it went. My master and mistress, Wishing to have their daughter married One morning brought in front of her Two very respectable persons to choose. One of the two was about twenty Years old, and had shoulders wider than Samson's; While the other one was known as a rich man But had a few grey hair. Immediately the young man of the couple Started saying: "Miss Lucy, Who of us do you want? speak frankly". "Really, I like both of you", Answered the girl [1] ; "and I would take Your tool [2] and his money".