Life Is Reverse And Absurd Barrels, Jolt-A-Halt!

Part - 1 Tom Tulliver alias Gulliver, the absurdities’ king – item no.1 with IQ 100, Filled his belly with gullible perceptions, got 1 PhD, has 0 EQ Yet a twofold persona: a water wiz, motor buzz, got a grand slam Just in swatting a fly, for used he a sledgehammer, in a creative glam Glitz, mixed wine & tea drank he – a super-duper soul with fake 3D view A bio lives in fantasia trusts dogma, yet took title Mr. Practical, phew. Jolt-a-halt, thicko! Life is reverse & absurd barrels, tittering tee-hee! Sailed via submarine on Arafura seas, UFO’s sea-jacked, ransacked & left Tom amid rough seas – Baffled by a flying island, cried for act But oddly saved by its locals, Rimtintinbubs with heads dipping north And sloping south & alien eyes: 1st flew to sky and 2nd turned to earth Sci-fi class lived in polygons, tried to fly back to BC on supersonic plane And set on AC ships to travel into future, shock-mock, brain-drain! Jolt-a-halt, thicko! Life is reverse & absurd barrels, tittering tee-hee! Part 2 Science psychos with web virus loved e-mouse yet enjoyed politicking High tech rats sold their souls to alter directions of stars twinkling And drifting galaxies from 1D and worked with schemes Laputan Via 2D: grow blue-roses from cucumbers, gunpowder from cotton, Use pigs to plough farms and build homes in the water – didn’t bother About wives who right under their noses loved bantam-bubs rather. Jolt-a-halt, thicko! Life is reverse, absurd barrels, tittering tee-hee. Thingamajig- a thing-in-itself, a caption – Mass jotted in zodiac signs, Talked in math figures, traced Gibson’s girls’ beauty in Gaussian lines, Round shapes, aslant angles and other abstract stuff – they are skilled In IT, yet discussed politics – hang ID cards, ring CT, erratic egos filled And Jurassic jealousies flowed in/on their necks, homes, bodies & bloods; In the end, suffered scientific plagues and died in unatural city floods. Jolt-a-halt, thicko! Life is reverse, absurd barrels, tittering tee-hee.