27 Haiku Definitions

Death Inevitable? Death most certainly is not. Until it happens. Birth Coming out of there must be the weirdest journey of any unborn. Illness Should illness strike you, remember that its cousin is the Grim Reaper. Marriage Once you get married the value of your dollar will surely dwindle. Puberty The boys have stirrings, the girls are hit by periods. And buy their first bra. Money It is a product of services performed and it makes you comfy. Sex The main attraction seems to consist of something a bit elusive. Jack Daniel's Flamboyant Jack was a genius who made whiskey that one would strip for. Vodka Liquor called Vodka is made from grain most often. Potato's better. Racist A man with manners, but somewhat presbyopic when judging others. The Devil He made me do it. A Hypnotist who knows how. God did create him. Automobile If a Mercedes it will make you soon forget lowly Volkswagens. Doctors As Nature heals you, the Doctor watches closely. Then takes your money. Lawyers Opinions differ. As udders of all cows do. All lawyers milk them. Dentists As you get older your bark is often bigger. All dentists like this. Politicians They get elected by dummies who pay money. And do feel taken. Homosexuals Misguided missiles, finding erotic targets. While swinging pelvis. Nude Beach A bunch of loonies, comparing in the open sex apparatus. Traffic Cop Man with uniform, but psychologically a Robber Baron. Teacher Impatient master of not his own but your life. Who teaches teachers? Auto Mechanic Such greasy fingers, working on your pride and joy. And then count money. Pornography Money for Honey, who shows us how we ought to perform without it. French Kiss Sticking one's tongue in, to count internal structures above the stomach. Army A bunch of soldiers, who shoot until they run out of living targets. War Old men in bunkers, pulling the strings of others. Until they snap off. Pope A man of God who condemns all poverty but hoards his own riches. In Love Overestimate the difference between them. It's an illusion.