Benign Limericks

In the forests of Uluru fertile pebbles of Kangaroo poo make the bunya trees thrive and the bees in their hive sing the song of the didgereedoo. From the top of the Eiffel Tower I had dropped in the morning a flower. When I went down for lunch I discovered a bunch and got drenched in a Paris rain shower. That time I flew with Lufthansa I felt crowded as if in a Panzer. Well, our pilot was new and we had a bad crew, there is more in the following stanza. We were served by a Sauerkraut Roll who was mean like a sausage-less Pole. When she raised her shrill voice I had no other choice but to break all the rules of Parole. I then grabbed the bitch by her blue collar raised her up (I was quite a bit taller) , out the window she flew without further ado, you could hear her (for ages) still holler.