Bumblebee Creation

When God sat down to have iced tea (His weather had been hot) , he thought that he would change the bee as it was really not exceptional or beautiful it lacked a certain trait, he poured a silver teaspoonful of phosphopyruvate into the mouth of the small bee then waited for a bit, the bee flew up into a tree and had a minor fit. Petit Mal thought God and as he sat the bee let out a rumble, and from within, from bellyfat it grew a handsome bumble. So now you know that bumblebees were touched by the creator, unlike all flies, and roaches, flees and every alligator.