Bylaws

He was an altruist though didn't know the meaning of the word. Gave fruits and vegetables as well as honey, gratis to all who wandered by, his garden was gigantic. Council inspectors warned him, it seems the town's own plan required special permits. 'A sign is, where required, needed, and any sign attracts a council fee, which must be paid well in advance.' 'If there is some uncertainty the sign is deemed to be essential, even though it may not be required, or needed, as a permit, special, or if desired by the seller or the buyer, if sales take place a portion of the profit will need to be protected from the elements by what is called a levy vouchertoken, renewable for each new customer, and, finally, a further permit is proscribed for giving produce free to others, payable well in advance, of course. If on those days where clear intent, by seller and potential buyers can be seen a tax called enthusiasm bond applies, this does protect both buyer and their sellers, and activates the previously obtained public insurance for twelve million dollars, last but not least, just to ensure the quality a small certificate of authenticity shall be attached and this will also guarantee chemical protection, as no organic foods may be for sale or give-away. If no one buys or takes for free the offerings the sellers may, at their discretion, choose to keep the produce for self consumption, which is well covered by the storage tax.'