Christmas Bound

The season now is truly finished and all our funds are well diminished. I know a trick of how to be by Easter, thinner and debt free. Stop eating, use the fat that's stored, the calories you ate while bored and those that came inside a glass, just have a look at your fat ass! So, now you fast for forty days and then commence another phase when celery and lettuce greens will be your new survival means. You save a bundle on the food (though it may modify your mood) , and with the dough that you don't spend you pay the banker, in the end. Debt free you get some hot-cross buns and Easter ham, there's tons and tons. Adipocytes fill up again dress size awhile ago was ten. But listen, chub, you have the time to make amends, undo the crime. Start counting days from Easter eh? And dollars saved from all that pay. So eat, make merry 'til July then stop the chips, the beer and pie. And when the season comes around you're free of debt and Christmas bound.