Cinderella And The Dog

Cinderella and her dog sat at home on the old log. Sisters had gone to the dance homely ones did have no chance. Said the dog 'my Cinderella, may I be this evening's fella, we could wash and dress with care and could make a handsome pair.' She had raised her bushy brow, asked the clever dog just how they would get into the castle while avoiding a big hassle. 'You are nothing but a mutt, always scratching your big butt, full of craziness and fleas barely reach up to my knees.' Dog had motives quite ulterior, said 'I'm not at all inferior, every dog, on the inside hides a man beneath his hide. All it needs is one French Kiss, which in turn produces bliss, makes me into your own prince (turns away and quickly grins) , Bravely Cinderella acts, knowing only half the facts. Kisses him for one whole hour to release that magic power. But no miracle breaks free, dog lifts leg now, just to pee, doesn't seem the least surprised, she has still not realised that the dog has pulled her leg. So she now begins to beg: 'I will kiss you one more time, please come out, man in your prime. Let me tell you that your breath is far worse than Father Death.' So, they kiss again and linger as the Emperor's own singer happens to be wand'ring by, carrying a rhubarb pie. 'Sir', pleads pretty Cinderella, you, the singer Pico Bella, can you give us some advice? ' Pico says 'You have nice eyes, but a mutt will stay a mutt, into man a mutt cannot metamorph through simple kissing, since he has genetics missing.' Well, she turned now to the critter, hot, enraged and really bitter, 'How could YOU, a lowly dog who sleeps in a hollow log trick me into kissing French with your halitosis stench? ' 'Look', he answered, 'truly sorry, first, I had to have a story, all my life I've not been kissed, but I am a journalist. Hired by the King's own wife, never gotten into strife. Learned that one can grab a chance if the lady likes to dance.'