Climate Change (The Truth)

From geezers down to pimply teens a few do fancy proper beans. Though education is much needed authorities have just conceded that climate change reversed its course it's getting colder, well, my horse and I, we have the proper means to do our part by eating beans. Each bean is one small piece of art, each bean creates at least one fart. Together, all the farts will rise up to the Gods (inside the skies) , there, once received, they are compressed inside huge cylinders, then blessed. You see, ye Gods prefer aromas that don't put butterflies in comas, thus all the gas gets sent to earth where valves then open, giving birth to carbon in its gaseous state which smells a bit, but, (ask my mate) , makes plants grow big and juicy leaves, and, in the night, like silent thieves, they warm the earth and all its creatures, so listen not to biased teachers or experts who have floppy ears (if British they drink heated beers) , all change does not depend on smarts in case of climate, it's the farts.