Coincidence

Another strange coincidence said George while sitting on the fence. He sat there, dreaming on most days and watched the heteros and gays walk past to reach their destination (George only dreamed of fornication) , the reason he would not jump down is not because he was a clown but simply due to his belief that people often come to grief by joining in the life of strangers thereby attracting untold dangers the worst of which was if by chance they would encounter, without plans, the Lady named Coincidence, who would affect your common sense and change the blue-print of existence as you could offer no resistance. So, if you stay up on the fence you will be only half as tense as those who foolishly submit that two events can cause one hit.