Election Eve - Australia

The election, they say, will be tight and dishonest John Howard just might get the votes of the sheep who still fall for this creep an old eunuch too weak for a fight. These elections are surely a crime, so much rubbish, all covered in slime. We are praying to God to give Kevin the nod, you can't fool people all of the time. Well, my money is firmly on Rudd. The incumbent is simply a dud. With the truth he is loose but we're cooking his goose and he'll land in the crap with a thud. Would you like to be a politician? With the flair and a secretive mission? Then, when decency calls you'll be hiding your balls from the shadows in opposition.