Expertise - Applied For The Good Of Man

Bufus marinus is a toad that can be found on any road, Down Under, would you let me add, the plaque has really gotten bad. Last Sunday, I went out to see the cute opossum in the tree, he's made a home here for his wife and they get on quite well in life. I always check on them at night when moon and stars provide some light, that's when the toads fulfill their need, to gobble insects and to breed. A female cane toad lets her eggs fall from a pouch between her legs. Some thirty thousand thrice a year, a lot of toads. Oh dear, oh dear! The folks who introduced this species (they wrote a scientific thesis) , were trying to eradicate a nasty beetle from this state. Bufus marinus likes to eat large portions of fresh beetle meat. However, God did not equip the toad with muscles of the hip that would allow him to ascend tall sugarcanes and apprehend the munching beetles for his dinner. So, here, the beetle is the winner. The muscles lacking in perfection in cane toads' clumsy pelvic section the biceps femoris, short head, is well developed, it is said in insects, not in ugly toads, thus you will find them on the road. Back to my friends, the cute opossums, who live up high, above the blossoms, they use their biceps brachii and quadriceps to climb so high. A problem though: Possums detest cane beetles (which you may have guessed) , the beetles, scared out of their wits, get gut contraction (called the shits) . This substance falls, reducing traction on twigs and branches, just a fraction. And soon one sees the beetles dancing while far below, toads are advancing. So many fail, severely tested and then are greedily ingested in biological deduction, their flesh helps fuel reproduction. The question now may well arise: For plague control would it be wise to kill the cane toads of the nation and stop their shameless fornication? Or would it be a better tactic to use a hormone prophylactic on beetles so they cannot breed? A loaded question, yes, indeed! Epilogue: This tale exemplifies, dear reader that, to control a rabid breeder, authorities conduct a study (each scientist invites a buddy) and weigh the pros and cons for ages while being paid horrendous wages, and in the end, their bright conclusion creates more chaos and confusion. Let's not forget which brains imported the toad, and now the same distorted and tunnel-visioned bunch of nannies sit on their well-developed fannies and send their emails and their faxes, then saddle us with further taxes. I heard (a spy leaked me the memo) that they are setting up a demo to prove their grasp of basic science. The whisper is that global clients are queueing up for the occasion so let me give you the equation: Translated for the common masses, it also covers greenhouse gasses. In short there simply will not be a single solitary tree. Trees harbour possums and their brothers, and beetles, birds and useless others, they make dioxide which then rises in clouds and similar disguises they warm the toads through global warming, and badger beetles into swarming. Our task is done - we shall be free once they cut down the final tree.