Fiddling With The Big 500 - Envy Story

Robert Burns the one who turns inside the grave where poets, brave lie undisturbed their writings curbed went from the number 51 where he was sitting having fun, not to the number Fry had pledged he was at first so tightly wedged between illustrious company and liars said they'd set him free and move him up the scale at speed to show the Shepherd that indeed these numbers could be truly fiddled I wonder if he wept and piddled, but, struth, the project did not work and one would feel a real jerk and little kiddies on the street found out that liars can be beat they chanted therefore liar liar you have your bloody pants on fire. And Robert Burns hit sixty-four which in itself can be a bore it shows that no one can be trusted and that their empty skulls be busted their credibility is shattered but knowing them, it never mattered.