First 2009 Limericks

There once was a fellow from Britain who had never been stung or bitten. While he swam in a creek during Passover week he saw HER and was instantly smitten. There once was a bloke from Berlin. Who would wear on all weekdays a grin. When he prayed and confessed it was Sundays (you guessed?) he would cry over every sin. She wore tights and high heels and Chanel, walked the streets like the Aussie girl Elle. When she flaunted her melons she alerted all felons, 'twas like ringing the liberty bell.