Five November Limericks

A monk from the town of Toulouse practiced witchcraft and penile abuse. When he cast a big spell on his little Fidel it grew larger than both of his shoes. She turned on the defogger/demister when the fellow right next to her kissed her, said she: Surely you jest and let go of my breast, just remember that I am your sister! In the Birmingham city's old sewer worked a smelly old fellow named Brewer. When equality came they did hire a dame and he seized the occasion to screw her. There was a young lady from Dover, she grew acres and acres of clover. Came an Aussie and saw she was wearing no bra. Said he: 'Jillaroo, I am your drover.' A professor who taught at McGill ate some witchetty grubs and fell ill. Said the nurse: 'My dear man, I will do what I can ', and she rubbed his small grub for a thrill.