For Mr. A. Phuk, Aka Fark

There once was a fellow named Lark, he would smoke near the shed, in the dark When the neighbour's cute wife said too short is your life he said, Lark thinks, we'll fark in the dark. What is fark said the lady, please tell, is it likely to get you in Hell? Never mind said the Lark simply think of a shark who seeks refuge inside a deep well. She was cute as I said but quite slow. Well, I need to, I must really know. Is a fark's like a fork and it triggers the stork it will cost you a bundle of dough. So they went for a walk in the park, it was eerie and pitchblackin' dark. They enjoyed the long walk, all they did was to talk, and they never again mentioned Fark.