Forum Rhyme

All forum posts shall be in rhyme all else will be considered crime. Miss Emily may well object if there should be a small defect in choice of words, she would detect the slightest flaw, like carnal talk and tell the poet, take a walk for thirty days and thirty nights because the managers have rights unheard of for the common bloke! But listen to my clever joke: write rhymes in Russian or Chinese use keyboards with exotic keys and snicker as they hire staff and pay for nothing, have a laugh. Dear poet can you spare a dime? I'll pay you back in peasant rhyme.