From The Chest In My Attic Ii

And, in the end, my dear Aunt Hulda used to say, 'Distance Makes the Heart Grow Colder.' To which I did reply and ask is it but yours, or ist it mine, the frigid devil may have found his way to you her path to me and put its icy fingers inside our pericardium which is a sac that's tough and round it keeps the gremlins out but when it's torn by callous claws it cannot beg for mercy much like the crafty Trojan Horse it slips inside expands its hide it cuts and drills its aim is sheer destruction. And when our precious chamber fills with noble blood so full of life it sits and stares and frowns and glares applies its evil suction and defecates its foul effluent to poison and make turbulence and in the end when it exhausts its weapons of destruction it fires darts of deadly frost to kill the heart's own soul I asked Aunt Hulda are we lost has fate dealt us a hand that nothing ever will erase and will it never mend? So my sweet Aunt with hawkish nose and still living with Fritz she said that there was one way out that it involved her tits. I'm sorry to be so direct but Hulda was quite blunt apparently it was correct to grab the one you liked and hug her, even him, so hard that one would call it tight that was according to my Aunt the secret of cold hearts 'cause if you hugged with iron arms (you'll know it when it smarts) the Frigid Devil sounds alarms he's running out of room and tries to find his quick way out yet meets his early doom when two good souls with two warm hearts want to avoid the cold they must embrace from heart to heart that's what Aunt Hulda told to eager ears on MY own head so I called Mr. Boeing and said to him and to the world that I will now be going to visit my most favourite Aunt and thus reduce the distance which will no doubt restore all warmth that miles have slyly stolen the problem is I must return some day when duty calls Well I could bring her back with me to add her to my dolls. Reiterating what I said when someone yelled 'Too short' it's true that distance makes afraid no other than our Lord arranged it so and now we know it really is no wonder that it's the closeness above all that makes the heart grow fonder.