From The Selection 'Confucius Says' *

Passionate kiss will like spiderweb soon open fly of man in heat. Virginity is like big respected bubble, one prick, all gone then. Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will get him out of the cathouse. Panties are really not very best thing on earth but next to best thing. Man who drive like hell is probably a German and soon will get there. Man who farts in church will soon find himself alone and sit in own pew. Man who fight with wife all day will most certainly get no piece at night. Foolish man give wife grand piano smart man will give upright organ