Ghosts (Children)

Soldiers standing at their posts often are afraid of ghosts. Said a soldier to a tree HALT or I will shoot at thee. Came a rustle through the leaves, instant thought, it must be thieves. But the diggers of Down Under run away if there is thunder. One of them was in the loo when a daddy kangaroo wandered by in silent mode. Wishing that he were a toad he took out his firearm, bullets sounded the alarm. But the daddy kangaroo tinkled on his polished shoe. Soldiers must guard us civilians, yankees count three hundred millions, most of them, from coast to coast do shudder when they see a ghost. Now tell me kids, without a lie have you guys seen a scared GI?