Guess Who

Well, this fellow did look like an ape with a nose like an overgrown grape. As he wandered about some brown matter seeped out he was unaware of the escape. Diagnosis is simple, a man who is filled to the ears with AllBran will eventually poop something looking like soup and he drops it wherever he can. This particular fellow consulted a proctologist, which then resulted in a tube up his azz which dislodged methane gas and the doctor was truly insulted. He had said that his job was a writer though he was just a silly nailbiter. Said the doc, you must squeeze both your thighs and both knees, squeeze them tighter and tighter and tighter.