Haikus - A Small Collection Part C

A sagging scrotum may cause bowed legs in fellows, it's for protection. Why pick the future the past is so much sweeter. But not the present. A little piggie found pearls among his brothers. They had been cast there. She used her finger, well, yes, it was much smaller, but more perceptive. A politician will never use deception if no one pays him. A monastery: a place where monks can gather fruits of the season. A water closet: A place where little grannies sit on their fannies. Valpolicella, the wine for better people, not for the lawyers. The Russian Mafia are partial to Mercedes, they pay in rubles. Albino negroes are known as oxymorons, their colours vary. Hillary Clinton dishonest beast in waiting, saved up six million. A ballerina: A body anorexic, no proper footwear. A chiropractor: A crack manipulator of bone and marrow. A hypodermic: A lengthy needleholder with a big plunger. Those who cannot stop talking about death itself will surely meet him. The health of the heart will not suffer unduly through sheer ambition. Mismatched lovers are a slot machine which rarely returns the effort. Good thoughts and people need special care and treatment. They are related. A horrible thought: The dreamer of buds in May wakes in November. Love may require timely reciprocity. Gratitude does not. Never abandon a loyal, homely sparrow, just for a peacock. All two-faced people could some day be receiving a double slapping. Talking behind backs excuses very few from, demanding justice. All men are heroes though much heroic action will take place elsewhere. A weak opponent will profit from the weakness of he who's stronger.