Happy Birthday, Dr. Fph.

All enfolded in leather is Fredy though his poodles would like to go beddie. He had gulped Häagen-Dazs which put lead in his ass. Hence our Fredy ain't ready for beddie. May this day shine on YOU like a sun. May you find some free time for some fun. May you drink steins of beer still for many a year. Says the clan of your Herbie the Hun. When you reach, in a while the nine-ohhhh I shall take the most meaningful bow. We remember the times when we counted the dimes but from now we may go with the flow. Let me raise my good crystal to you and proceed with no further ado here is mud in your eye to a genuine guy I am proud to be one of your crew.