Hdl As The Cure

A doc while bored found that he could abort disaster (as he should) , in cardiac and other crises (I'm not discussing thrombolysis) , he simply found, while eating blubber (preferring it to trans fat rubber) , that HDL, well known to all could keep catastrophies quite small, in fact he used it to prevent not only open heart and stent but natural progression (yes!) of illness set to make a mess inside a body's work arena, perhaps a socialist hyena? Well, I digress, he figured that, since LDL is one big rat, he'd ask the liver to refrain from sending it, by sub or train, through vessels as demands required and even though, the work's inspired, he ascertained that the big crew that mops cholesterol for you and me and all the human souls, while cognizant of all its roles, would be in line for extra pay if they would cart the stuff away. He was related to a doc who owned in CR-P his stock, thus it is really no surprise that he established close-knit ties with fast food shops, and Starbuck's too they'd market HDL, a brew that looked like fatty soup of sorts but sold like donuts (say reports) and healed the bodies so they'd be not only healthy but quite free to be consumers of fast food and really cultivate the mood to listen to the moneychangers (but not to democrats and strangers) . They'd happily sip HDL and eat their Crestor pills as well. The future, let it now be said is known to none but Mister Ed, so trust not man to be your source, just watch the muzzle of a horse.