Heineken And The Gorilla

On the beach stood a small villa owned by Mister Heineken. Christmas Day a huge gorilla broke the window to the den. Woken by the grunting, groaning down below the couple worried wife said 'Hans, we should be phoning', but he went downstairs (he hurried) . In the chair sat the Gorilla with a mug in his left hand, told him 'Howdy, name's Attila I come from Sengaziland.' And they had a conversation, talking monkeys drinking brew, then agreed that in all nations all Gorillas in a zoo needed Heineken or Beck's as a daily extra fare, beer facilitates good sex and they ought to get their share. Sure enough, when Dawn came calling Hans went up to see Louise, for a spot of Kaaskopp* balling, partner went back to the trees.