Hemorrhoid

In Minnesota, town of Boyd the Devil made the hemorrhoid. You see he didn't like the way that God rewarded those who pray. One night when everyone was sleeping the angels saw the Devil, creeping up to the bed of Fearless Floyd he was the cowboy, here in Boyd. And had been recently employed where Jesus Christ had left a void. Well, devils are, by Nature, crass and this one soon crawled to the ass of Floyd to plant a little bubble which was designed to cause much trouble. The bubble grew into a pile, although this took a little while, and rested there where it had started moving aside if someone farted. The logic of the Devil's plan was to replace himself the man and thus become the righteous hand in Heaven, ruling every land. So, sure enough young Floyd from Boyd became increasingly annoyed with what those itchy bits created and when the time came he debated with God that he was not content with his employment, and he meant to look around for greener grass and as he left he scratched his ass. So, now you know, the town of Boyd is birthplace of the hemorrhoid. And if you can, please do avoid the genes that come from Fearless Floyd.