January Limericks

A surgeon called Stanislav Slaughter took his blond anorexic young daughter to a pigs' knuckle feast (yes, the pig was deceased) just one taste of the knuckle meat taught her. A catholic preacher named Ed who in some things was easily led took a walk in the park where he met in the dark a young lady who took him to bed. There is always our God-given hope said the wise and well-salaried pope. God will feed all the poor and provide a quick cure If it fails there is always the rope. An old dentist named Doc Halitosis had loose bowels and hyperhidrosis all his fumes thus did serve to subdue every nerve he retired with psychoneurosis. An urologist named Doctor Biddle had a patient presenting a riddle. When his dentures were in he could pee with a grin. With them out he could not even piddle. She had taken her horse for a ride. On the day she became a young bride. In the honeymoon suite she said Darling, I'm beat thus she lied just to save her own hide.