Just A Couple Of Limericks

Annabelle, a cantankerous prude was convinced that all fellows are rude. When one Saturday night, while as high as a kite she was tucked into bed and then screwed. There was a young lady named Claire, she made braids from her pubic hair. Quite an ignorant lass she would keep her small ass on the bed, but her legs in the hair. A schoolteacher consumed by sarcasm was in bed when she felt a strange spasm, all alone in her bed she was shocked and she said: Now is THIS what they call an orgasm? Master Ben was the boy in the middle, he played harpsichord, trumpet and fiddle. But his bladder was weak and his future looked bleak. He would play but incessantly piddle. A flea and a tick and a fly, were enjoying a piece of plum pie, said the flea to the tick 'see this fly, he's a prick, ' and that's why the flea had to die. A professor named Gulliver Babbit had been playing around with a rabbit. He was trying to show that a rabbit will grow not from rabbity genes but from habit. When the grandson of actor Jane Fonda found a snake in her little green Honda, she said: 'This shows, indeed that she ain't up to speed with a passenger Anaconda.'