Lady Hildegard And Humps

A camel has exactly two a dromedary one, if dromedaries really flew they'd fly toward the sun. But camels never leave the ground as gravity pulls hard two humps therefore are also found on Lady Hildegard. She was the one who really did up in that place called Eden where Adam the great sinner hid (he later moved to Sweden) . She picked two apples from a tree and God told her not to he issued a harsh penalty though Hilde said I've got to. She meant that something deep inside had stirred her female hormones and with that fellow by her side she'd felt her vermiform bones. Red-handed, nude and somewhat wet she stood and the creator said you will carry this duet from now until much later. And so, she passed it on to all two humps would be forever, and Adam, well he had one ball which made him somewhat clever due to the fact that man's own brain resides since God conceived it down in his crotch where, in the main all men later received it, so in the spirit to be fair God added one more quickly so men would with the women share two regions that were prickly. Next time you see a camel Sir, think way back to creation the blame of course all rests with her and too, with fornication.