Loveable Limericks # 3

He lived through the intubation and the five hour operation. Then went back to his bed where he slept and fell dead from protacted emaciation. A prominent Seattle teacher had a very unusual feature. She had buns like a horse (they had led to divorce) . Though a horse is a handsome creature. In the free-thinking city of Leeds they were smoking the Godfather's weeds, 'til they pulled up the rugs and found heftier drugs and experienced much greater needs. In the city of Tokyo proper lived a druggie by name of Hopper. He would sell you some snow and collect all your dough, but one day he was shot by a copper. Once a bum with his whiskey flagon, looked like Oskar the bearded dragon., He drank all of the booze and he soon made the news. He was found in a honey wagon. When a man who was married to Shirl at a party did give it a whirl, in the morning he woke and, half sleeping he spoke but he called her, mistakenly, Pearl. When a boxer by name of Keith got knocked down and was trapped underneath, when the countdown commenced he became quite incensed and attacked by the use of his teeth. It was Sunday on Malibu Beach when I noticed a blonde (full of bleach) so I asked her 'Please Dear could you possibly smear on this sunscreen where I cannot reach.' When I took her to Harrison Spa it was custom to take off your bra. I'm a bit of a saint and was ready to faint, to this day I'm still much in awe. If you smoke you will suffer bronchitis eating junk foods brings full-blown colitis. Only drinking preserves all your organs and nerves and may help prevent tonsillitis. I'm partial to Limburger Cheese, and will eat great big pieces with ease. Though it smells like old socks that have been in a box I prefer it to carrots and peas. The young father had made his decision, he was truly a man of great vision, so they cut without numbing while the mother was humming but the BOY had the circumcision. On the lawn sat the Easterbunny they were hiding behind the old Dunny, she was spreading her legs to let roll out the eggs 'Do stop laying', he said to his honey. In advance of Ceasarian Section you must give her the proper injection. There is seldom a need for this horrible deed, it's an iatrogenic selection. An Idaho-bound covered wagon rolled over a gray bearded dragon then the Indians attacked to obtain what they lacked. It was whiskey they found in the flagon. Into town came a ragged lone rider with his horse on a fibreglass glider. Went to the saloon where he ordered a spoon and a soupbowl of crabapple cider.