Loyalty

There once was a man from La Jolla he could preach so it sure would annoy ya 'on the 4th', he would brag 'I shall burn your damn flag', he'd forgotten about paranoia. So he went to the city's own square all the folks said that he wouldn't dare. And they all stood in awe when he first burned the bra of a fine looking woman, now bare. And he called her the Mom of the Nation born and bred here, and no imitation. So the people surrounded the two boobs that had founded and they all gave a standing ovation. Now the man saw his God-given chance all the citizens were in a trance. With a match made in China there, in North Carolina he performed a most treacherous dance. But the people still stood there, adoring what democracy stands for, ignoring the most obvious clues that all rams and all ewes would forever find royally boring.