Mary's Predicament

Mary at an early age cried each night and loudly father put her in a cage showed the cage off proudly. Well the cage did not fulfill what they had intended, mother thus gave her a pill and the trouble ended. But, you guessed it, Mary slept through her basic urges, when before she had just wept now she had the purges. Purges, just in case you ask are what folks attend to picky ones might wear a mask those from Sacramento. Thus, when Mary's parents woke fumes hung near the ceiling father fainted, had a stroke mother showed less feeling. Ambulance took Dad away Mother cleaned the cacca, she was in no mood to stay moved to Port-O-Laca. Little Mary grew inspite up to be a looker, now a lady of the night, some would call her hooker. Twenty seven years she slept with a huge selection, men felt sorry if she wept over their erection. Mary had a lengthy life never saw a doctor, took a floozy as a wife, though the gender knocked her. Balance is what Mary sought contrast to the many suitors, men were dumb, had to be taught how to use their hooters. Mary did retire then, age four scores and twenty had a party with two men and they hooted plenty.