Methane Gas

Their teacher loved his chemistry. He knew that atoms had to be prepared to join and thus create new molecules with unknown fate. He taught his charges about gas which is elusive while it has no truly solid properties, and that it loved the world of cheese. Well, Johnny, who had great ambition, had read about atomic fission and was, on could describe the lad, a bit too nerdy, maybe mad. He always stood and volunteered and mixed some stuff the teacher feared. But on the day of the disaster he built from scratch a methane blaster. He sat, in front of his own class to prove the powers of a gas. Had eaten beans and Sauerkraut, two items that will want back out. He had aligned three Bunsen burners to demonstrate to all the learners what gaseous explosions do he yelled 'now watch the flame turn blue! ' And with a roar and then a rattle a cloud inside prepared for battle. Now, within seconds, on command it blew to smithereens his hand. Was followed by more heavy shells and absolutely sordid smells. And, as they say the yawn is catching all pupils tried, and soon were matching the foul eruptions near the flames. Their teacher knew that learning games can be successful in this life, he'd proven it with his own wife. Well, I am very very sorry, there is an ending to this story which won't become part of a thesis. The gas blew all of them to pieces.