More Wombat News

There once was a Wombat so hairy his hair matched the Magical Fairy, so they took him away in the light of the day and placed his loghouse in the prairie. The Canadian winds were of change and at first little Hairy felt strange, but it happened he caught (and this made him distraught) the Ontario Fulminant Mange. So they called in the local Vet, who took Hairy right home as a pet. And each morning at three this new pet had to pee and he also did...yes, mate, you bet! So the Vet read his books all again. He could see how all critters and men used a regular spot to lay wursts and would not mess their homes like a Rhode Island hen. Ah, he found the solution at last, they discovered this, back in the past, every wombat and frog does require a log for the ritual called defecast. So a log was procured and nailed down and the wombat was given a gown, so he could, when in need and right after he peed lay his pretzels on top. They were brown.